FAT
BOYS FROM HELL
"FAT MEN LIVING LARGE IN LEAN TIMES" - BMPC
FAT
BOYS FROM HELL
"FAT
MEN LIVING LARGE IN LEAN TIMES" -
BMPC
Welcome to an oft misunderstood and mostly overlooked perspective from a segment of society most of you would rather not hear from.......
"The American Biker"
Ahem, let's make that "Fat" American Biker.....welcome to the jungle baby!
D'ya believe this shit ?........I've actually had visitor's....Ha!
"Oddball" chose my site as his "Odd Site of the Week" for the week of 10/12/97......be sure to click on the image above to go to "Oddities"
These guys put my page in the "Weird" catagory when they reviewed it on 8/11/97
Geez, I can't imagine why?
My page is now linked from the "Official", "Unofficial Howard Stern Website"
If images of fat, drunken, & lecherous men on loud-ass'd, high powered Harley Davidson motorcycles scares the Holy Be-Jesus out of you, exit this web site in a quick and orderly fashion. Remaining here may undermine your religious values, your sense of decency, and sully your otherwise good character.
For those of you who are running for your lives, may we suggest one of the following directions:
The Greatest Entertainer in the World!
However, if these things appeal to your morbid curiosity, then by all means continue on and meet some of our members who best represent what our association is all about.........
This gentleman known as "Blind Mellon Pork Chop", is a charter member of the "Fat Boys From Hell". He is seen here with a couple of the many groupies that show up wherever the "Boys" make an appearance.
The fellow seen here is one of the Ringleaders of our organization; none other than "Spare Ribs" Kelly! This picture was snapped immediately after he was paid to leave a Denny's "all-you-can-eat" chow-down-a-thon. When will these establishments learn? Remember: "A Fat Boy may be lurking nearby".
Here another member, "Max Load", is seen using one of the many secret hand-signs our group uses to signal each other. Max is letting his dinner hosts know his feelings about them not serving desert. What a thoughtless, cruel thing to do to a Fat Boy.
After hogging-down at a family B.B.Q., Blind Mellon tries to convince this young lady to: "Pull my finger, it'll be fun... I promise!"
Fat Boys enjoy traveling to exotic "far away" places!
"Fat Boys From Hell" love Redneck Rampage!
Playing for Goo Goo Clusters, Pork Rinds, Cheap Whiskey and Beer is a right of passage for a true "Fat Boy"
"Fat Boys From Hell" also love good looking girls, especially the ones who aren't afraid to Show it All for our enjoyment......
To these good natured gals we say "God Bless You!"
Music
is an important part of any "Fat Boys" life
Check out some of these
links to some of my favorite musicians web sites:
Stevie Ray
Vaughan - Sony music's
official SRV website. After you've checked it out, come
back and check out my own
SRV tribute page. It contains
personal pics & text regarding my working association with him
Ross
William Perry - Check this
guy out! Another blistering player from the tundra of Minnesota
Jackson
Stone Band - A Northern
California biker/blues/southern rock band guaranteed to blow you away. Dave
Verno rocks!
Phish
- Great music played by really great folks. .I
worked on tour for these guys in '92 / '93. They were an incredibly talented, swingin'
little quartet from Vermont. Phish broke up for the last time in 2004 - members
of the band keep a busy schedule working with other artists as well as their own
solo projects.
Harley Davidson's are the preferred method of transportation for "Fat Boys From Hell"...These two enterprising members have converted their "Scooters" to burn a different kind of high-octane fuel...Here you see them getting ready to "Gas Up"
Get's the Octane level right!
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